Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a

The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck

If you’re looking for answers life is a wild goose chase If you’re looking for the next que… life is a never-ending scavenger h…

Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain

I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for

If the honeymoon is over And things have gone leaden Rejoice, you have a lot of work to… Which is known as the golden age

Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us

The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…

You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it

Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees

How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light

Inasmuch as handling gold is always a thorny affair all gold is rose gold but black gold

God doesn’t make mistakes; God makes people People make mistakes And learn from them that God doesn’t make mistakes

In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”

It was all systems go in my search for a new belief syst… until I realized all systems go too far