In the new cold war between the neoliberal west and the Chinese Communist Party the neoliberals are destined to wi… having already hacked the path of…

Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!

You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one

On a sphere If you drill down far enough Eventually you will find yourself Drilling up to the surface So, while we may never get to the…

I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it

I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…

Because it’s so hellacious transmuting lead into gold the people pleaser finds it heavenly to degrade gold into lead

Time is relentless. Are you?

In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload

Bureaucracy’s biggest sin Is malingering as democracy– Bureaucracy sees the will of the p… As a form of madness But pretends to follow the will of…

Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me

As the civil war raged on between too much, too soon and too little, too late I thought I’d found

The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

We are all of us unreliable narrators Some of us just make a living at it