It would have been enough Had God merely kept His promises But since He knows a thing or two About human psychology God always under-promises and over…

At judgment day they put the brief in debriefing by getting right to the point: You could have made a difference– Did you?

A lot of brainiacs fail to believe… Because their excellent brains Fail the brainiacs What does a brain do? Because of the ever-shifting tides…

Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible

I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…

Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!

In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload

The American social contract takes the form of an unholy allian… If you don’t question my authority… I won’t hold you accountable So, when our barons traded the US…

Finding God is like that feeling… When you look everywhere for your… But can’t find them anywhere Until you realize they are on your… They don’t have a word for this fe…

It’s only once you realize There’s no such thing As your own success That you avoid becoming A victim of your own success

Today’s peace movement, in a nutsh… Do what we do Not what we say And we say we come in peace Because we’re mostly peaceful

I was never one for playing the field but I was really good at standing on the sideline worrying over my equipment

To take control Over human beings’ bodies You need only establish regulation Over the reward systems in their b… Because doing this for yourself

“A voice called out in the wildern… Clearing the way of the Lord Straightening a road in the desert For our God” Listen closely–

Leave children to their own device… And they will say Let’s play Give kids devices And they’ll say