The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all

In phase one we lived in order to live In phase two we talked in order to live In phase three,

If you’ve seen one mirror you’ve seen them all

Woe betide the man who accepts an apology

We’ve gone from treating people as a means to an end to using them as props for pretend

What do you call it when people are so bored that they start playing with fire and soon enough find themselves fighting fire with fire

Kid, I’ve flown from one side of the galaxy to the other, I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s a theory of mind controlling everythi...

There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?

God doesn’t make mistakes; God makes people People make mistakes And learn from them that God doesn’t make mistakes

If you want to understand human be… You need Sigmund Freud If you want to understand Freud You need Jacques Lacan If you want to understand Lacan

The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do

If we had our druthers We would be insufferable Instead, we suffer As if desire were a curse And not our saving grace

Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job

I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify

From where I was situated There was no room to maneuver In the situation room And everybody else found themselve… In the same situation