I am a minimalist if only because it requires minimal effort

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…

Pacifism is the ultimate weapon For if you can prohibit your enemy From defending himself Then all that’s left Is to love him to death

Forgetting that God has promised To never repeat the Flood We’ve busied ourselves opening the… Expecting to end it all As we flood the planes

When the devil told me “Fuck-up is a noun And so are you” I didn’t know if he meant I’m also a fuck-up

My grandfather built his house With his own hands And yet later in life Cut off half his thumb with a chai… If Alanis Morissette is right

When our mirror stage was over we didn’t just lose the mirror we also lost the stage In replacement we got a screen (for screening out…

Going home had come to feel like dining in a restaurant where the food is celebrated but the customers merely tolerated

My biggest mistake In fantasy football Is expecting today To be like yesterday Come to think of it

100% of success is showing up on time

Kid, I’ve flown from one side of the galaxy to the other, I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s a theory of mind controlling everythi...

People don’t have beliefs, they ha… beliefs are just how we relate to… More simply: I am a relationship to desire

I have a different problem: there are no feelings to express my words