You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up
Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them
Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana
A man without an enemy is like a vampire with a reflection
The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it
Author your own story By questioning your own authority In order to find out What you are trying to control And if, like me
I am a minimalist if only because it requires minimal effort
This is a much simpler question than What does a woman want? Hamas wants to kill all Jews in Israel
Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?
Having finally found my place I am ready for anything And everything Don’t worry– There’s a place for anyone
As the civil war raged on between too much, too soon and too little, too late I thought I’d found
You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin
When I was a kid people grew on me like grass Now they’re more like sod
Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad
The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it
