I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork
The blood-brain barrier is semiper… Because your heart pumps out love By the truckload
In ancient times the scribe produced holy texts through which you encountered the sacred Today, the coder makes hypertexts through which
It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval
We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in
On Fresh Air they always mention that their rock historian lives in France as if he were in exile from rock a… the same way James Joyce wrote ab…
Easy to please but problematic to appease
There is the rule of law Which is self-explanatory Or there is the law of rule Which will always be explained to…
My favorite tennis player of all time is the Frenchman Guy Forget because man always forgets
As bumbling first mate to his capt… Gilligan wasn’t in charge But he was the star of the show Which is how the male ego understa…
Rest assured AI will give us exactly what we d… Because the devil is gentle but fa… Whereas God is tough but more tha…
Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…
When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said
Power is a measure of the capacity to cope with our lack of control and in wielding our power to take control
Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…
