On a scale of one to ten One being the lowest Ten being the highest Rate yourself Then imagine

It’s only once you realize There’s no such thing As your own success That you avoid becoming A victim of your own success

If you want to understand human be… You need Sigmund Freud If you want to understand Freud You need Jacques Lacan If you want to understand Lacan

I thought I was Playing to the crowd When all along I was getting Played by the crowd The crowd, it turns out

An uninterrupted winning streak Can only be had through An unchanging mean streak

Yes, I am most afraid of losing c… But you can’t lose what you don’t… So, I’m afraid of nothing Which is how you die alone The only way to live together

It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious

“Did you know that your brain regularly fills in for missing information, much of the time without you even knowing that this is going on?” “(I)t happens so very quickly and without con...

Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning

Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…

Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned

Everything changed when Snob appeal became mass appeal Since once the internet democratiz… It only matters What you can afford to believe

My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it

It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic

In a few years we’ll all look back on liberal democracy and fake laugh