When you cut the umbilical cord children remain reliant on their p… until they start to become self-re… by attaching to their friends as a step towards the full self-re…

Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because

Life itself is depthless As in shallow and superficial Life and death are depthless As in unfathomably deep

The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did

They weren’t allowed to forcibly i… but in 2032 the Supreme Court app… for those who refused In a stroke of luck I was assigne… to the “Canadian” tar sands

Living during COVID-19 Was like trying to eat A bag of individually wrapped M&M…

God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate

One difference between God and A… Is that God tests our faith Because He has faith in us Whereas AI tests our patience Because it is supposed to make lif…

Before I feared God You could say or do Just about anything to me And I would respond No big deal

Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip

I used to think the way it works i… if it’s true then you believe it Later, I thought if you believe it

You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye

You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah

Slow and steady wins the race If there is no finish line How do you win If you can’t finish first? If you’re the one

Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God