The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back

The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure

It was only when I shared my out of body experience that I came to understand it was nothing out of character

Just as God is one There is only one strength– A yetzer tov That is strong enough to tame The yetzer hara

I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego

The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare

Like everyone else I dealt with My anonymity By becoming A recluse

What if Vladimir and Estragon had actually been stalling for Godot

Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe

In this world It gives us pleasure to imagine A false dichotomy between power an… Giving us the power to feel innoce… As if self-aggrandizement is the o…

They say that it is impossible To travel at the speed of light But slow and steady Always wins the race Because it is actually

Of what value Would be my love If I could not Give my life for it Our (patent) pending immortality,…

I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk

The bell curve is the Serpent With the lump in the middle Who ate Adam and Eve By convincing us we’re all mostly… But we’ve proven indigestible

Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny