Think about how much control they… with a made up version of eternal damnation Then consider how much freedom you’ll be left with

Human beings find the position of… But not being able to say it Intolerable But other human beings find being… Intolerable

If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA

It’s horrifying when two parties have a suicide pact but it’s exponentially worse that the far right and far left

And then it hit me: My lone flaw is not admitt– ing to any flaws

We’ve been traveling down a street… Post-enlightenment Secular Materi… And the thing about a dead-end str… Is that it seems like any other st… Until you come to the dead end

When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing

Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on

Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…

Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence

The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer

The poems Write themselves But they don’t Type themselves

You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump

Your life is just a reflection of… So, imagine what would happen if The first cause was your first pri… In the beginning It just might cause you

Unlike Saul, when the scales fell from my eyes I learned I was a serpent, sheddi…