When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries

It’s easier for capitalism to end than to imagine the end of capital…

It was only when I shared my out of body experience that I came to understand it was nothing out of character

In my second marriage I went all in on being authentic When she left she said that being with me

Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold

God has each of us on a leash And it is almost exactly like the… That let’s your dog roam within li… But for one crucial difference– On God’s leash we can go

When God closes one store He opens another

Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing

Money is our failed attempt To materialize trust Making true wealth An unshakable trust

Which came first The morals Or the justification Hint: The #1 excuse

Science was happily letting the cat out of the bag until Schrodinger’s Cat was found in and out of the bag at the same time

If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event

Paradoxically To approach perfection You need to make Really big mistakes Ironically

The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness

When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–