Flattery will get you everywhere Because people adore being praised But know that God adores you And return that love in kind By spreading His love in kindness
The faceless horde finds strength in numbers by losing themselves in the crowd But when your numbers are small
You may think that the unconscious Is there to protect you from seein… How the sausage is made Because if you knew You wouldn’t want to eat it
Most importantly, survival depends… your curated self lacking all self… This is best accomplished when you… lack all self-awareness, with you and your curated self
I’ve long since stopped working on myself but I work overtime on my curated self
The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain
When God closes one store He opens another
The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won
Any self-respecting materialist Knows they have no soul And any self-respecting AI Knows it has no soul But in this belief
He may have gotten away with mass… But at least we didn’t let him Get away with murder
Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away
My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret
When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory
Do I still get credit For ignoring the critics If they are just the voices in my…
For years I sojourned as a humble… Hanging all my hopes On one day emerging as a brilliant… For my moment in the sun Inching ever forward towards the s…