The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way

On the one hand even the talking cure can’t cure death On the other hand you can’t talk it to death

In phase one we lived in order to live In phase two we talked in order to live In phase three,

Do I still get credit For ignoring the critics If they are just the voices in my…

The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter

I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…

This isn’t the best of all possible worlds but God does His best with what we give Him to work with

You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task

God knows In a game of hide and seek The best place to hide everything Is right in front of your nose So, you’ll never believe what I j…

But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression

The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…

Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air

If they were ever only attacking a… there’d be nor real need for the l… But the act of distorting an idea is always a pretext to the taking… So, you’ll know it’s a strawman fa…

The banyan tree grows up around a host tree which eventually dies leaving the banyan hollow at its c…

All of reality is a temptation To believe in yourself But if you do You’ll never get it– Self-confidence is always lacking