With the sexual revolution as with all the other belief syste… what men take as an article of faith women have to wear

Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe

Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…

The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist

I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie

Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder

I once heard of a person In this case a woman (Though it could just as easily ha… Who divorced her husband Explaining

I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify

Human cloning only started to take… Once it became clear that The original becomes a copy of the…

For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking

A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…

Totalitarianism then: Nazis and the like Hunted and killed Jews Totalitarianism now: Those hunting likes

When words fail you’re getting close to the truth But we’re just about to talk ourselves into

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her