In his weekend forays for psilocyb… he had always been wary of poisono… but he never accounted for the con… that did him in in the end

The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them

Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time

In hopes of finally nailing down All the right answers We converted English into math Filtering language through ones an… Making all stories into word probl…

In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons

When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come

Pressed on their oft explicit Sometimes implicit goal Of driving all of Israel’s Jews Into the sea, Western antisemites insist

I can demand control Of my fear Or I can accept That I am not in control And be not afraid

The love was exactly as strong as… So, if I could keep the peace I could keep the love Somehow, someway, I found peace And to them this meant war

I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief

If a computer could speak we could not understand it

When America was grouped by right… We could always meet in the middle… This was called democracy But those days are over With America divided into

Power is the ability To maintain your non-negotiables And the world to come Will arrive when we stop trying To negotiate a new deal with God

The devil is in the details And God is in my feelings Here are the details on my feeling… I feel like The devil is just here to force th…