When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices

There aren’t any lines That you can’t cross– This is called free will But there are lines That you can’t uncross–

To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–

When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice

I hope to live several decades more making it odd to know so very well what they’ll put

I know what I want But do I want everyone else To know what I want That is the question

Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere

Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero

I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it

No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…

In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together

In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…

You can’t give people the benefit of the doubt if you’re incapable of doubting yourself

We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles

The difference between dreams and… Waking life is a recurring dream That fulfills your most urgent wis… For another chance So, if you’ve been given another c…