It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak

In the old country song When Mac Davis sings “Oh lord it’s hard to be humble When you’re perfect in every way” I always assumed

I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them

The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul

The biggest change in my lifetime Has been the change in the meaning… They don’t have a prayer It used to mean They don’t have a chance

As long as I’m working I only feel free time slipping away The fear is that if I stopped working

The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then

God’s not buying it Until you own it– Are we clear?

The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did

I can demand control Of my fear Or I can accept That I am not in control And be not afraid

1. Make so much money you could he… 2. Remind yourself that “there’s n… 3. Tell yourself you need to feed… 4. Eat like kings

My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position

The distorting effects of social m… have left us warped But we’ve made the best of it seeking our daily pleasure in deciding what

When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy

The fog is so thick now We’re buried up to our necks in it Our bodies out of sight And out of mind Making the ground beneath our feet