As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent

First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us

Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had

You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong

Going home had come to feel like dining in a restaurant where the food is celebrated but the customers merely tolerated

In the first half of life I tried it your way and succeeded which is how I got over you In the second half of life I did it my way and failed

My wife and I have remained happi… because she recognizes me as capta… as long as I acknowledge her as air traffic control

I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry

The biggest stumbling block in bel… that God is in control is further accepting that He put us in charge

The first half of life Is spent waiting for the inevitabl… But inevitably, you get distracted… Because a watched pot never boils The second half of life

Past– I know what I want Therefore, I need someone to tell… so I can go ahead and do it Present–

Desperate to identify new funding… We gambled that a steady stream of… Would flow to those whose stream o… Forebode the worst downstream effe… So, we began livestreaming the fut…

What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing who believes you are what you wear? The ruling class

A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker

Even when I’ve had sweet dreams Sleeping leaves a bad taste in my… Because even good dreams are bad d… Since the worst thing you can do t… Is to fulfill his wishes