The first step in bearing the trut… is telling it This will make you unbearable, starting the next step of banishme… Form there, it is up to you

The Matrix is man-made And women have to live there Though, being closer to God They have one foot out the door Which is why it’s said

The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…

Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…

The passage from thinking we are more intelligent than other animals because we have more power to realizing that we have

X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates

The narrative arc of the Matrix m… appears to be about man vs. machin… when really it’s about resolving man vs. woman: A man must learn

Goodbye is not always goodbye In fact, it never is For while I may never see you aga… I’ll never unsee you

Women give hints So that men will think It was their idea I’ve never been good at taking a h… But I’m good at following orders

Alas Nobody wakes up in the morning To kiss my ass Miraculously I don’t wake up in the morning

When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices

AI is a genie in a bottle that can only grant one wish: the wish for

I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch

If I’ve learned one thing from Pa… it’s that until I believe in God I will be enslaved to others That would have been enough! But I also learned that

I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy