The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews

Updating Nietzsche with a nod to Vince Lombardi Art isn’t the proper task of life; it’s the only task of life if life…

You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service

When the highly educated play dumb and you are dragooned into spelling it out for them know that their obtuse dissembling bespeaks regression to the oral st…

I try to imagine what it was like for my wife when two lines meant positive and the closest I get is when

The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt

You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her

Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…

Counterintuitively AI’s two primary tasks– No one will ever get bored And Nothing will ever happen–

When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted

Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…

My greatest fear is losing control but I’m not in control I have an eternal soul but I’m afraid to die I’m scared of making mistakes

It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…

Time flies when you’re having fun And the key to fun is wanting Not having

I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs