The brain is pattern-seeking And it will keep making the same m… Until it sees the pattern for itse…

The first half of life: If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it The second half of life: If you can’t fix it

Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous

The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste

My constant sense of dread Was just a case Of perpetual stage fright In a never-ending performance of c… Now that I’ve dropped the act

The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…

Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth

Not one of us Has all the answers But we all Have all the answers Because there is only

I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…

For the antisemite the Jews’ most galling offense is the audacity of their survival, decoding the latest antisemitic sl… the smear of “Jewish Supremacy”-

No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns

My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway

I’m not scared of the explicit danger I’m afraid of the implicit threats

I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…

Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…