Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film

I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry

They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…

God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way

Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…

In order to minimize intra-tribal… while aggressively pursuing class… progressive educated elites turn t… like common schoolyard bullies And the fact that you can only

Guilt is a trap Locking you in The desire of others But God has a plan To set you free

Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…

When God closes one store He opens another

You always hear that technology is neutral but AI is like people in that its neutrality is mere obfuscation

You can’t win, Dearth– Your winnings will never be enough To change your nature Which is lacking the means But knowing the end

Words get in the way and a picture is worth a thousand words

In the age of divorce It needs to be said: If you don’t want to end up divorc… Do not covet your neighbor’s ex-wi…

Counterintuitively AI’s two primary tasks– No one will ever get bored And Nothing will ever happen–

When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…