Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries

Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war

Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together

Am I winning If I am Beating a dead horse

All of reality is a temptation To believe in yourself But if you do You’ll never get it– Self-confidence is always lacking

One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party

People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…

We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail

A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him

The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer

With organized religion there is a method to the madness In a rational society there is a madness to the method

In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering h… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor

Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us

Our enemies believe we are weak Because our elites believe that we… When, of course, strength is for p… Which our elites will only come to… When they find that they can’t pro…

Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder