Scarcity isn’t a lack of abundance– it results from overabundance which enables hoarding
The crucial ingredient for random mutation to drive evolution is a surplus of time But nothing
There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in
If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon
What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume
We fear others Because we cannot trust them We fear God Because we can trust Him
Paradoxically When you have a one-track mind Your body can go anywhere For your soul to accomplish anythi…
7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins
Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned
Human beings evolved to avoid face-to-face conflict which was why until very recently everybody was talking behind each…
You’re only truly clever When the devil says “Live forever If only from God you’ll sever” And you reply “Never For God is always my lever
But if Francis Fukuyama is wrong I don’t want to be right
I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him
He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear
If you feel like you’ve been getting away with something you’ve probably been cheating yourself