There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet
You will find The courage to be great If you first Dare to be grateful
Those who show no compunction are the most gifted at seduction and short of a permanent injunctio… we all face induction by way of their unction
When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience
Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them
She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost
Why do we say Where there’s smoke, there’s fire when It’s the smoke that kills you, not…
By now, everybody knows Rick Deck… So, we know that when replicants r… from slave labor they are hunted down and “retired”… in service to the true humans
God loves us so much that He sets us up to fail For the journey is infinite As in it never stops And God knew that
My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something
Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest
When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops
Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week
