There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in

Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed

Somehow we evolved to love a challenge but hate a challenge to our thinking

Each question on the purity test concludes with the following promp… Which two answers are correct? And you always have the same four choices:

In countries with official state-r… Everyone pretends to pay attention So that they can go back to being… In countries with unacknowledged s… Everyone pays attention

What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene

To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be

Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know

In the beginning God said Let there be light A week later In the Garden of Eden

In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap

I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore

The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves

When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize

As long as there have been people there have been people wearing mas… the difference now is that each mask comes with an entire cos…