My curated self has asked me for a divorce

We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate

Your brain doesn’t know the differ… between physical and psychological… knowing only what they have in com… Because both are life threatening your brain sends you into fight, f…

In failing to put the I in team I took the erotic out of neurotic

The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven

The revolution will be permanent When nobody means what they say But everybody memes what they say

The scientific method has, at long last arrived at a unifying theory which, for it is a dead end

Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley

Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare

Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging

Counterintuitively AI’s two primary tasks– No one will ever get bored And Nothing will ever happen–

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time

It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious

It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want