When all politics were still local to exert power you were required to go where the people were gather… In cyberspace all politics are nod… and to exert power you require the…

At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,

To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain

Just as a lucky horseshoe works Whether you believe in it or not As long as the competition to pass… Goes on forever Then everyone’s a winner

The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb

For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking

It is said that The truth will set you free And while this may be true It goes without saying that Lies will give you power over othe…

Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated

Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…

It would have been enough Had God merely kept His promises But since He knows a thing or two About human psychology God always under-promises and over…

Let there be light blight and hindsight

In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that

Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000

A meaning than which nothing greater can be conceived must exist; it’s up to each of us to find it

You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of