When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…

My organizing principle Is that everyone wants to be princ… Unless they realize that God is p… And that for God Everyone is principal

I’m sad to say I’ve never been happier And I’m happy to say I’ve never been sadder All of which is to say

The narcissist has just the one advantage but it’s all that he needs: Instead of looking his true self i… he gets to look his false self in…

It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be

At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars

When the highly educated play dumb and you are dragooned into spelling it out for them know that their obtuse dissembling bespeaks regression to the oral st…

I know I think, Therefore I am All knowing Unless

Cyberspace has divided us By walling each of us into Our own private nihilo So, we’ll all be able to recognize… Because he will be able to walk th…

Post-pandemic life is a broken rec… Where they keep saying If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it

Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible

The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing

Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there

The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke

We all know that one word or phras… Can mean two different things But we forget that one thing Can mean two different words or ph… To wit