The world is An interrogation room And God is behind The two-way mirror
They say that it is impossible To travel at the speed of light But slow and steady Always wins the race Because it is actually
The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…
The first half of life Is spent waiting for the inevitabl… But inevitably, you get distracted… Because a watched pot never boils The second half of life
If a computer could speak we could not understand it
But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression
You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior
But if Francis Fukuyama is wrong I don’t want to be right
It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be
I’ve long since stopped working on myself but I work overtime on my curated self
Early on a Friday morning Just before I awakened My rabbi said, in a dream So, this is the way the Torah wor… But before he could explain
In the latest version of doublespe… A rhetorical question Is shrouded in a question
The ugly duckling Is not a duck But he is a lucky duck
Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest
If the truth were merely regarded as false it might still have found its purpose but once degraded into