Kid, I’ve flown from one side of the galaxy to the other, I’ve seen a lot of strange stuff, but I’ve never seen anything to make me believe there’s a theory of mind controlling everythi...
There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…
When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie
Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…
Our enemies believe we are weak Because our elites believe that we… When, of course, strength is for p… Which our elites will only come to… When they find that they can’t pro…
If I say yes That’s just a guess If I say no Then I don’t know If I say maybe
It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…
Your eyes are your tools For processing light But don’t trust the process– Trust the light
The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…
The only way to survive being abandoned is to love with abandon
My house built in the 1920s still has a TV antenna like a tattoo you got in early mid… with which you’ve come to have
The truth is always at a disadvant… because while you can harness truth in service of a lie you can’t tell lies
I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…
While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house
What if Vladimir and Estragon had actually been stalling for Godot