The left believes that the culture war can be won by winning elections The right believes that the culture war can be won
On business trips to Moscow I never wear my three piece suit
God is the storm un– til He becomes your shelter from the storm. Amen
Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me
When the devil seduces a people pl… He always begins by saying Make yourself comfortable Because he knows That in order to make themselves c…
I don’t get mad I get odd
The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him
When words fail you’re getting close to the truth But we’re just about to talk ourselves into
We think of death As the worst-case scenario But what if In the best-case scenario Death is the answer to a question?
Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…
Money is an illusion that fools al… We only have one currency to spend And it is time At the time of judgment day We will only be asked one question…
I was waiting for my ship to come… But maybe I should have made like… And built a ship Especially since my neuroses all c… You’ve probably heard of them–
What was it? It was fun. Where did it go? It’s run out. You mean it will be right back?
G.K. Chesterton said “When men stop believing in God they don’t believe in nothing; they believe in anything” But after a while,
Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else