Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable
It is often wondered whether the v… People of the Book are reading fiction or non-fiction but since they are each reading an… of a relationship that is phenomen…
You can’t win, Dearth– Your winnings will never be enough To change your nature Which is lacking the means But knowing the end
In the world to come The United Nations will finally r… If you can’t beat ‘em Join ‘em
A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…
Everybody knows That everybody hates group project… But everybody is a group project Which is why everybody hates thems… Unless the group wisdom
If you want to remain married one partner should stay busy moving the goalposts while the other focuses on running out the clock
For the antisemite the Jews’ most galling offense is the audacity of their survival, decoding the latest antisemitic sl… the smear of “Jewish Supremacy”-
Is it live? Let’s go to instant replay For constant analysis While we wait and see And while we wait for it
They say love it or leave it yet what do you do if you love your country but it leaves you
There aren’t any lines That you can’t cross– This is called free will But there are lines That you can’t uncross–
Where once an artist was a creator she is now a creative because a noun requires a verb and we’re meant to do nothing which pays well on the internet
No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors
Everyone knows it could go either way but no one believes it could have gone either way So we tell ourselves
I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid, I’m afraid not I’m afraid
