Just as a lucky horseshoe works Whether you believe in it or not As long as the competition to pass… Goes on forever Then everyone’s a winner

When God closes one store He opens another

No one who desires to be good believes themselves good; all those who believe themselves g… do so in service of their true desire

Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both

Like NFL Hall-of-Famer Dick Ve… I’m a Scorpio So, like Coach Vermeil I also tend to cry whenever I spe… About the things that matter most…

What is the culture war really bei… The battlefield is littered with c… Those clues are our dead bodies That still walk And talk

I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth

You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her

You don’t really know someone until it becomes clear that you don’t really know them

The brain is the heart’s fifth chamber and I am the chambermaid

Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder

I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing

The first difference between your… When you know your boss’s eyes are… You need to look busy But when you know God’s eyes are… You actually want to get busy

You can’t be free of self-consciousness so you have to be free with self-consciousness; we call this condition

What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene