During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity
Whether or not “art is the proper task of life” the transition to AI-generated synthetic media will complete the debasement of th…
I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house
When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school
We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock
In a bit of irony the only thing that both sides can agree on is that a win-win is intolerable
In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes
Because, per Morrissey “We hate it when our friends becom… we got rid of success by eliminating all competition except for the number of friends
We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious
People are only willing to wait and see when they already know what they are looking for
Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as
I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots
Love may never win but love always ties
When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…
I’m still the kind of person who is shocked that you can run out of gas and run out of luck at the exact same time
