Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…

A materialist uses Occam’s Razor And arrives at the conclusion That the simplest explanation Is that there is no explanation A believer uses Occam’s Razor

We put tracking collars around ani… We put smartphones in our hands And in holding them We have our hands around our necks

There’s nothing you can say to me that I haven’t already ignored

I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme

Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them

If you instill children with self-esteem before they’ve fought and won confidence you’ll make of them cowards

It’s easy to choose between good and bad So, when there are no good choices most people take the easy way out

My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…

Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–

The internet can be understood as… And the more time we spend on the… The weaker our boundaries become Until we see no boundary between r… Because we no longer recognize bou…

You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling

When I got to the cave at the top of the mountain and asked the hermit What is the meaning of life? she said

Lunch is born free but everywhere is in chain restaurants