To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–
Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people
In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons
Today’s peace movement, in a nutsh… Do what we do Not what we say And we say we come in peace Because we’re mostly peaceful
They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…
I always wondered why there are several teen archetypes on offer in The Breakfast Club– each with their own exquisite agon… but also the promise of redemption…
Charlie Brown wants To believe Lucy wants To deceive But maybe, just maybe
Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…
America’s belief system– The show must go on– comes into focus when you suspend disbelief Because it’s not about justice
God’s door is always open Because God’s door is Our open wounds
It’s capitalism after it shed its skin
Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter
America hates its poor now more than ever because they are the embodiment of embodiment
Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…