I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better
When the devil told me “Fuck-up is a noun And so are you” I didn’t know if he meant I’m also a fuck-up
Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine
A mind without a body, Say one that’s been uploaded to th… Is like a thought without words– You can picture it But it’s senseless
People want the lockdown to be enforced with facial recognition technology because they don’t recognize thems…
Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated
Two things can be true at the same… 1. Logic tells us what we can and… 2. Paradox tells us God can do wh… More importantly God sees what we cannot do
If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio
A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room
Scarcity isn’t a lack of abundance– it results from overabundance which enables hoarding
Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money
The metaverse only took off once people realized that the only way to accrue status ther… was through displays of a toleranc…
The buzz you’re suddenly hearing Is the dawning recognition That buzzwords aren’t magic after… And that the real magic words Aren’t just older than time
The Kantian ethic of treating oth… never really took off largely because Immanuel overlooke… rather obvious catchy slogan: Love squanders all
The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology
