The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare

A man without an enemy is like a vampire with a reflection

The good Hurts so good The bad Hurts so bad And the ugly

A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…

When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…

When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…

American Express changed its slog… “Don’t leave home without it” to “Don’t live life without it” in acknowledgement that

In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth

Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator

As the boat overfilled with refuge… was turned away from the harbor each of the onshore demographic gr… had their own routinized, ruthless… but surrounded by my own

The first half of life Is spent waiting for the inevitabl… But inevitably, you get distracted… Because a watched pot never boils The second half of life

We’re told the space between galaxies is expanding but mightn’t the space within galaxies

There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in

The pandemic lockdowns were the pa… and penultimate nonevent because o… limits of human imagination– We could only imagine shutting everything down

Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned