A la recherche du temps perdu has been variously translated as A Remembrance of Things Past and In Search of Lost Time
After the sexual revolution men thought they could finally get what they want AND what they… while women believed they could at… get what they need AND what they…
Human beings are that species For whom No Is considered a cryptic response While
If you want to win friends and inf… Find out what they care about (This is easy) Ask them about it (This is significantly harder)
When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs
The mean streets of easy street Lack any meaning– To get there, try going crazy But everybody knows You’d be crazy to try
At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable
One year Has seven dog years And one of God’s weeks Has seven days Accordingly
Our souls have a body Our bodies have five senses And we all have a sixth sense That there is no sixth sense Yet we’re left with a sense of sel…
I want to believe in God I believe in UFOs I don’t believe in recycling I don’t want to believe in what th…
Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither
A fishbowl made of screen glass is a fishbowl made for one that is magically adjacent to every other fishbowl in this world we conjured where
When America was grouped by right… We could always meet in the middle… This was called democracy But those days are over With America divided into
In the real world there is no plot to speak of but plot devices everywhere
I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means
