The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past

I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me

No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…

All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others

My utopia is a dystopia where I get to say I told you so

It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until

Once you have gained accession to the object of your obsession you’ll remain incapable of graspin… let alone even asking if you just might be the object of…

You cannot beat God in any sport but you can tie Him in bowling

I thought I was choosing between Life and death When really, I was choosing betwe… First and last place So, when I thought I chose life

What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…

The pandemic lockdowns were the pa… and penultimate nonevent because o… limits of human imagination– We could only imagine shutting everything down

I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class

God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate

Most lives are lived in service to one institution or another but only very recently has this begun to feel

There is no mind There is no body There is thinking and there is fee… And I know all too well How you feel