There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation

It was easier to live the lie I w… Than to face the truth we all knew But eventually The truth blew up in my face And now it’s written all over my f…

We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky

When given the command “Explain yourself” A believer is someone who answers “I have no explanation” In order to explain everything

Your soul is mission control And Houston We have a problem Literally Problem is

An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to

In regular old capitalism we used to say time is money In the attention economy we say

I was waiting for my ship to come… But maybe I should have made like… And built a ship Especially since my neuroses all c… You’ve probably heard of them–

Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week

I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy

They say Believing that God has a plan for… Is a fantasy But unless you believe in God His plan for you is

Finding themselves at court in a r… for a body politic gone mad withou… aides could only hope to exploit h… bias in lieu of appeals to his dec…

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

The true test of power today is whether or not you can be forced to accept a forced apology