A sliver of moon follows us home in the car How nice to be fooled
When I think of everything God has done for me I cry like Crying Jordan Would you believe With God
If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business
A materialist looks around at ever… It’s all an accident His friend, the believer, adds his… It was an accident waiting to happ… The materialist and the believer a…
Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people
Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…
The closest I ev– er came to forming Voltron was using Groupon
Carry a pen, should you need to write “Note to self: Congratulations!”
In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war
We mistake the feeling of control for the feeling of freedom when freedom actually consists of the courage to take risks Those who encourage us
The most radical act has become One that gives you meaning Without getting you attention Not because we don’t need one anot… We all do–
All opinions are wrong but you can only learn from your own mistakes
Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it
The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:
A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations
