Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber

The kingdom of heaven is like two otherwise mediocre individuals making a great couple

Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure

Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator

I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing

Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you

If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty

Contemporary pacifism attempts to… One full fathom deep But repression is just short for The return of the repressed So, you can tell a modern pacifist…

Like everyone else I dealt with My anonymity By becoming A recluse

Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like

In my third marriage I went all in on being present in the moment When she left she said that being with me

A class marker is always written in permanent marker; in a classless society the permanent marker

When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert

Because it’s so hellacious transmuting lead into gold the people pleaser finds it heavenly to degrade gold into lead

There’s no time like the present as we now reside outside of time inside a stalled clockworks as useless cogs in the rundown machine