The difference between the walking… And the walking dead Is what they have in common– The walking wounded can laugh at t… And the walking dead can only laug…

You keep the peace they get everything else

We can’t tell you how anything wor… It’s computers? Nothing works? This party rules! It’s not the only party in town

In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help

If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest

I’ve now reached the age when anticipation con– sists of nostalgia

Updating Nietzsche– If you stare into the abyss at least the abyss stares back at…

The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves

There’s a groove I’ve been going… just between heroic and anti-heroi… that’s perfectly romantic But betwixt the truth-teller and the soothsayer

Since seeing is believing all that we really want is kept out of sight, out of mind leaving everything we think we kno… to the imagination

On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk

In comic books Superheroes assume a secret identi… In order to fool others So they can continue to serve othe… In real life

You can’t give people the benefit of the doubt if you’re incapable of doubting yourself

Delusions of grandeur about yourse… Are inevitable Delusions of grandeur about God Are impossible Which is how

The struggle to become an individual in no way implies the need to be unique