It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score
When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…
Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin
Who is my trainer? God Who is my sparring partner? God Who is my cornerman?
Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it
No one who desires to be good believes themselves good; all those who believe themselves g… do so in service of their true desire
Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist
When you have to be rich just to be middle class what do you have to do to be rich? That’s what they call a good quest… And since you have no choice
The devil used to be a buyer of so… But now he’s a seller To the Big Five tech companies Because the money is just too good How does the devil sell
My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese
In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes
The depths of despair will be alleviated to the degree of your depths of attachment
Where once I feared death Now I fear that Death will be anticlimactic
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