Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together
It’s up to us Whether we do what we know is wron… Because it feels good in the momen… But if we do The devil is always there
They can’t kick sand in your face if your head is al– ready in the sand
It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…
Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder
There’s a groove I’ve been going… just between heroic and anti-heroi… that’s perfectly romantic But betwixt the truth-teller and the soothsayer
It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval
A people pleaser pretends to live in Youtopia but really resides in Myopia because all he can see is what he needs from you
A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second
I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it
I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty
The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure
When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick
On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk
The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is
