I’ve been gaining valuable experie… In on-the-job training It’s a big job But somebody’s got to do it– I’m learning how to predict the fu…

Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn

We used to wonder What will they think of next? Having lost our capacity for wonde… We insist Now they’ve thought of everything

What I lack in hygiene I make up for in sleep hygiene

Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change

One year Has seven dog years And one of God’s weeks Has seven days Accordingly

Jews learned the hard way That because God sanctions God also sanctions– In this lies their certainty about… Most other nations just know

You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events

There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end

If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure

Faith can only move mountains by ignoring mountains of evidence Like most people who’ve lost their… I’ve retained my ability to ignore mountains of evidence

What is the difference between expressing a feeling and expressing the absence of feel… It is the difference between living under the threat of the Rea…

People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold

Love may never win but love always ties

Having heard that God is everywhe… and failing to see Him anywhere the unbeliever deduces that God is neither here nor there when, in fact, God is in the air