In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die

The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain

With the same hubris That got us into this mess In the first place We like nothing more than to decla… Global warming is man-made

In true democracy Authority flows via The will of the people In our technocracy Authority grows via

The second half of life is a second chance to give as much as I have received

The ontological proof tells us It is impossible to doubt God– Any such doubt is proof That we just need to think bigger This much is uncontroversial

Monotheism is true; Liberalism works Put them together and The true works

In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that

Just as God is one There is only one strength– A yetzer tov That is strong enough to tame The yetzer hara

To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be

You’re only allowed to define yourself by what you’re against (anti-fascist, anti-Zionist, etc.) and what you’ve come after

My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church

Money is our failed attempt To materialize trust Making true wealth An unshakable trust

I can’t just let go of my past I have to lose a tug of war and get third degree rope burns

It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!