Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski
The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated
Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off
The narcissist is a two—sided coin… Heads, I need you Tails, I hate you– and the more you meet a narcissist… the more they will hate you
I know what I want But do I want everyone else To know what I want That is the question
I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy
Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated
The US Constitution rules out cruel and unusual punishment but that and a nickel will get you 1% of a cup of coffee now that cruelty is the usual
Nothing is esoteric The mystical is the every-day There are no secrets But there is a lot of denial
The question isn’t Are you doing this the right way? Because there’s no right or wrong… To do the right thing The question is
Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…
My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time
In this world It gives us pleasure to imagine A false dichotomy between power an… Giving us the power to feel innoce… As if self-aggrandizement is the o…
There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…
The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do
