God is like a gifted analyst In that He leads you to reach Your own conclusions God is unlike an analyst In that He doesn’t interpret your…
There Is Always Room For
People can’t really love their ene… but they sure can love the enemy of their enemy which actually gets them awful clo… to universal love anyway
Immortality still involves death Because we all still fear death Enough to die from it Moshiach will be the one Whose immortality eliminates death
They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…
When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance
Two things can be true at the same… 1. Logic tells us what we can and… 2. Paradox tells us God can do wh… More importantly God sees what we cannot do
Everyone knows it could go either way but no one believes it could have gone either way So we tell ourselves
Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser
To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met
You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole
The only thing Bigger than my ego Is God’s plan for me
God’s relationship with us Is on a need-to-know basis: Whatever we need to know He will tell us– In fact, He already has
