It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth
My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese
Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of
My mid-life crisis is the fear that my tombstone epit… Like chicken, he went with everyth…
I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies
A materialist looks around at ever… It’s all an accident His friend, the believer, adds his… It was an accident waiting to happ… The materialist and the believer a…
Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle
Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman
If you would remake the world In your own image Then I can only imagine You believe you’ve thought of ever…
We spend most of our waking lives alternating between procrastinatio… and delayed gratification as if by putting things off we’ve bought ourselves more time
I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie
I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house
Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000
Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…
At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,