A materialist looks around at everything and says–
It’s all an accident
His friend, the believer, adds his two cents–
It was an accident waiting to happen
The materialist and the believer agree
that this was an honest day’s work
and start talking about where to get dinner
when their third wheel, the mystic, interjects–
It’s an accident waiting to happen again
And so, as usual
the mystic has to pay for dinner