Where before It was handed to me on a silver-pl… Where everything real was just bel… Now I’ve found the real way forwa… By making it up as I go along
TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans
God has each of us on a leash And it is almost exactly like the… That let’s your dog roam within li… But for one crucial difference– On God’s leash we can go
Your soul is mission control And Houston We have a problem Literally Problem is
Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was
In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes
You could say– We flatter ourselves that In knowing all seven basic colors We’ve implicitly mastered every po… As if they weren’t infinite and th…
According to Exxon Mobil absolute solar power corrupts absolutely
Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go
Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one
We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to
When America was grouped by right… We could always meet in the middle… This was called democracy But those days are over With America divided into
There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism
Reasonable people can disagree By agreeing to disagree But unreasonable people Can’t disagree on anything So, they have to agree on everythi…
The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–
