In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die
Augmented reality works through addition by subtraction where we’ve lost contact with real… but gained a sun
They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us
My mid-life crisis is the fear that my tombstone epit… Like chicken, he went with everyth…
Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker
Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because
Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of
Much of life is boring Which is also why Life is so funny
Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists
God’s door is always open Because God’s door is Our open wounds
The answer man is left with a ques… What does a woman want? The question woman is stuck with a… A good man is hard to find but eas…
There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever
The never-ending apocalyptic refra… may just be yet another version of death’s denial: The world must be ending
You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of
Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither
