People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish
A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…
I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief
Socialism insists You should want what you need Capitalism connives To make you need what you want When in truth
Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither
The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:
You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service
We believe that God is being because it’s our only way to access God as meaning
Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries
Heart cancer is vanishingly rare because a heart of gold only spreads love, not gold while a mind of gold inevitably spreads all the way
Facing a fate worse than death– Immortality with neither body nor… Because Nothing ventured, nothing lost– Life is worth dying for
On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk
When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–
We fear that the long game Is a long, lost game Because we find ourselves lost Forgetting how, on the surface of… We can plow forward in trust
Our faith will be tested And this test isn’t pass/fail; It’s life and death– Life is our test, Death is our grade,