People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish

A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…

I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief

Socialism insists You should want what you need Capitalism connives To make you need what you want When in truth

Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither

The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:

You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service

We believe that God is being because it’s our only way to access God as meaning

Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries

Heart cancer is vanishingly rare because a heart of gold only spreads love, not gold while a mind of gold inevitably spreads all the way

Facing a fate worse than death– Immortality with neither body nor… Because Nothing ventured, nothing lost– Life is worth dying for

On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk

When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–

Our faith will be tested And this test isn’t pass/fail; It’s life and death– Life is our test, Death is our grade,