The human brain has 100 trillion synaptic connections which sounds like a lot but it’s only 0.0000000005% of the universe’s 200 billion tril…

You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet

Marriage is the only place I’m neither feature nor bug but both

Don’t fear death– Time is the chisel With which we sculpt the infinite Or if, like me, you work with word… Each day is a first edition

The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome

Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly

In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries

Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told

How can you tell the pseudo-intell… From the overly intellectual? The former will tell you how While the latter will tell you to… But since I can’t tell

I can know I think– See Descartes I can think I know– Ask my wife I can even think I think–

I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together

It used to be that everybody had t… But now everybody has the same kin… Which means nobody has any kinks Leaving us all with the emptiness Of giving and receiving pain

When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…

It was only after The social media firestorm Had burned our civilization down That we rose from the ashes Like a phoenix

My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret