The number one cause of divorce Is holding a grudge We are divorced from reality Because we hold a grudge against t… We resent the truth

I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs

Nobody grows up wanting to be a mot– ivational speaker

In the digital age we let our fingers do the talking

Life as we know it Is a competition for status In this competition Socialists are unequaled As are you and I

I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven

I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown

The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for

AI is a genie in a bottle that can only grant one wish: the wish for

At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable

You can only give what you are wil… See God Who gave us responsibility Because He takes responsibility f… And those who place blame

We’ve all learned to speak interne… Rendering us one people divided By a common language Of zeros and ones Convinced we’ve broken the code

The metaverse only took off once people realized that the only way to accrue status ther… was through displays of a toleranc…

Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off

The funny thing is if you’re continually nervous about getting into a wreck you become a nervous wreck and then