The older I get the less I pause for effect This is because the clock is ticking and I’d rather not waste my time
Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare
If you can catch someone lying to… you can figure out what they want… If you can catch yourself lying to… you can figure out your own desire The former can make you rich
The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated
The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…
Once you have gained accession to the object of your obsession you’ll remain incapable of graspin… let alone even asking if you just might be the object of…
Where the Cold War was Spy vs. Spy The Psyberwar is Psy vs. Psy
Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…
When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:
Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere
7. “Strategic” nuclear war: Assured destruction = yes, but mut… 6. Giant asteroid hits earth: No one to blame 5. Cyber war:
The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world
Being human beings Pacifists are just as obsessed With wielding power As everybody else And just as pathological as those
