My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion
At first blush It all seems so unfair– We have to both please God And thank Him But then we blush
A desire Needn’t ever be fulfilled Because in desire I have all That I will ever need
God doesn’t make mistakes; God makes people People make mistakes And learn from them that God doesn’t make mistakes
Learning how to walk is learning how to fall forward while remembering to catch yoursel… again and again Walking is the illusion
It took years of therapy but the octopus finally arrived at… that the reason she didn’t like th… was because they were so much alik…
We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable
The buzz you’re suddenly hearing Is the dawning recognition That buzzwords aren’t magic after… And that the real magic words Aren’t just older than time
“Did you know that your brain regularly fills in for missing information, much of the time without you even knowing that this is going on?” “(I)t happens so very quickly and without con...
Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week
Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction
People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…
All fiction Is serious fiction Because all fiction Is life and death Everything on the internet
Each day is another chance Another chance at what? Maybe another bite at the apple Or just maybe Another day not to take a bite out…
Your ego never knows it’s there Until you greet it Which you do By addressing the other
