The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists

After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked

All dressed down with nowhere to go

My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something

When people say I live on my phone I wonder how they withstand the pr… Of eight tons per square inch

There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole

If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants

John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…

The narcissist is a two—sided coin… Heads, I need you Tails, I hate you– and the more you meet a narcissist… the more they will hate you

When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…

We’ve gone from treating people as a means to an end to using them as props for pretend

To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible

The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt

No one who desires to be good believes themselves good; all those who believe themselves g… do so in service of their true desire

The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back