My life was about to go down the drain but the drain was clogged

To break up with your significant other just say I need space To break it off

We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything

Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf

I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth

It’s widely known that A man’s best availability is his a… The highest praise for a man is What would we do without him? But it’s rarely said that

It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been

Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger

A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…

Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser

We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending

Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it

When the highly educated play dumb and you are dragooned into spelling it out for them know that their obtuse dissembling bespeaks regression to the oral st…

In order to minimize intra-tribal… while aggressively pursuing class… progressive educated elites turn t… like common schoolyard bullies And the fact that you can only

Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a