You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it

If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged

The difference between art and rea… is that the artist is doomed to re… the triumphs of the past

Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you

As usual, the materialist is half-… When he insists life (By which he means his life) Is no laughing matter But he will remain a halfwit until

In the New Age everybody knows that everything happens for a reason but nobody knows the reason so, everybody pastes together

When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory

History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–

You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her

You’ll know you’re talking to God When He doesn’t talk back Yet you still have your answer

Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable

People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money

The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity

Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off

Life can seem meaningless But I’ve found that Meaning is never lifeless