The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for
I risked loss And lost; I win
If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do
If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…
It’s capitalism after it shed its skin
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast
My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too
In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten
Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…
What do all apples have in common? It only takes one rotten apple to… Because all apples are unique But a mob of apples are uniquely b…
One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…
The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief
It would have been enough Had God merely kept His promises But since He knows a thing or two About human psychology God always under-promises and over…
Mating For Life Saved My
