Writing history is hard especially when it’s about the past
The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul
Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job
All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake
In this world It gives us pleasure to imagine A false dichotomy between power an… Giving us the power to feel innoce… As if self-aggrandizement is the o…
They weren’t allowed to forcibly i… but in 2032 the Supreme Court app… for those who refused In a stroke of luck I was assigne… to the “Canadian” tar sands
We’ve gone from individuals distinguishing themselves from the… begging to differ– “Whatever it is, I’m against it”- to groups
Words get in the way and a picture is worth a thousand words
People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish
The critique of pure reason should have been that rational thought is impossible unless paired effectively with fee… As AI reaches escape velocity
The last thing Tony Robbins ever… You’re rather sanguine for somebod… he’s an incurable Pollyanna
Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes
According to experts There are only seven basic plots Limited to the believable There are no experts on the truth Because the truth
It’s taken me this long to underst… like Pee Wee Herman I meant to do that though I’m still unsure why Because as hard as it’s been
The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end