When at last Our time comes Just as we realize the need To give things time It will have come to pass

The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines

I always like to know where I stand and I always bring an umbrella that can double

The first half of life Is spent waiting for the inevitabl… But inevitably, you get distracted… Because a watched pot never boils The second half of life

In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…

Get back! Problem is The internet will still be there w… Get back

When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert

TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans

As human beings Every last one of us Is trying to get away with somethi… So, give thanks to God– He will never let us get away

Chapter 1- Defense Mechanisms, an… We all defend ourselves– If you are unprepared to defend yo… It just means that Your defense is unconscious

Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us

Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,

Free speech is when you can say anything you want as long as you don’t really believe it

Life’s a lot easier Once you realize that All truths are hard truths