I dream in color but my interpretations are in black and white

Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window

I’m no angel But I have two angels– One to protect me from others And one to protect me from myself So, I was never alone

First, we learn how to walk Then we learn how to walk away For many of us This takes the rest of our lives But if we never give up

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion

I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth

We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky

Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see

I can’t just let go of my past I have to lose a tug of war and get third degree rope burns

Given a choice We prefer A fait accompli

Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle

In spacetime, the fourth dimension… Enabled the fourth estate to Document all the comings and going… But technology has made everything… So, those days are long gone

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

Life is a trial in which the more you obey the guiltier you become Miraculously