The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:

You have to believe to commit And they think we’re crazy to beli… And would commit us as inpatients If only they had the patience But their patience has worn thin

The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them

Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose

If I say yes That’s just a guess If I say no Then I don’t know If I say maybe

I’ll go those who want to live on forever in their apartment… one better– I’ll never even leave

In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up

When the devil told me “Fuck-up is a noun And so are you” I didn’t know if he meant I’m also a fuck-up

Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen

In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent

Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing

One problem with civilization is that the people drawn to power are precisely those who lack it

I’m the kind of guy Who doesn’t ride a motorcycle But always wears a leather helmet

The most useful secret agents Are those who don’t know the secre… That they are agents of warfare

To be an apparatchik In our collective dissolution of… It matters not Which side you take Just as long as you remain