AI can’t desire so it is taking over the world because we desire it imagining that AI will tell us exactly what to do

I was afraid of death which is to say afraid to live until I chose my hill to die on For in deciding where

They say seeing is believing but believing is doing so, logically, seeing is doing and I see what you’re doing so, I know what you believe

It’s all over but for the shouting and this is the shouting

There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter

They can kick you out and send you to Siberia but they can’t kick God out of Siberia

Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing

The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back

Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex

The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…

If you accept this mission This message will self-destruct In five seconds So that you can be born believing… Which is the necessary condition

People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money

When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick

I was always afraid to admit I knew they would knife me in the… Until I came to fear God Which is how I know He has my back

In theory rule by consensus sounds more democratic but in practice it leads to hung juries