My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough

One problem with civilization is that the people drawn to power are precisely those who lack it

Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know

While I was waiting for them to come to their senses they came to my house

I don’t meet many people with a mind like a steel trap Instead, the really smart people tend to have minds like trawling n… to catch the really big fish

Everybody knows that the media is a weapon of mass distraction Social media takes the next logica… as a weapon of mass refraction that distorts our vision beyond re…

My greatest fear is losing control but I’m not in control I have an eternal soul but I’m afraid to die I’m scared of making mistakes

When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…

The usual cruelty Is having multiple children And enforcing a hierarchy In order to keep the peace Unusual cruelty

What do you call a wolf in sheep’s clothing who believes you are what you wear? The ruling class

With social media You can squeeze All of the people All of the time

People keep repeating the same mis… Until they learn their lesson But what if the lesson is that History repeats itself? If you’ve skimmed your Nietzsche

Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film

Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers

If you start with being, then Being is meaningless But meaning is never without being Because meaning always comes first